Bye Bye to the Hi-Hi – The Demise of Third Lanark

ScotlandHad regimental football history played out a little differently, we might be reminiscing about the unfortunate loss to the Scottish game in the 1960s of the 23rd Renfrewshire Rifle Volunteers, the 3rd Edinburgh RV or the 10th Dumbarton RV. In the formative years of the Scottish game new clubs with origins in the citizen army Volunteer Force were quite commonplace, but none came close to the impact or the longevity of the Third Lanarkshire Rifle Volunteers. As military links loosened in time, the club would become more commonly known as Third Lanark – or by their nickname of the Hi-Hi – but that distinctive regimental background remained an enduring part of the club’s quirky identity throughout its 95 year history.

Outside Cathkin Park, Third Lanark 1960The club was formed in 1872 and played a pioneering role in the early days of organised football in Scotland. The Thirds were founder members of the Scottish Football League, first proposed and part-funded the Glasgow Charity Cup and became one of the first Scottish teams to tour Europe and South America. By the turn of the twentieth century Third Lanark was firmly established as Glasgow’s third club and enjoying a period of great success on the field. The First Division title was won in 1904 and their second Scottish Cup success followed a year later in dramatic fashion. Third’s striker Hugh Wilson had returned home from Sunderland and he scored two brilliant goals in a famous 3-1 replay win over Rangers.

Third LanarkThird Lanark’s famous Cathkin Park ground originally hosted Queen’s Park and when the Spiders moved over the hill in 1903 to a new site where the modern-day Hampden stadium still stands, Third Lanark bought the vacated ground which would become their home for the next 64 years. It took several years of work to prepare New Cathkin Park (the New was later dropped) for hosting games, so Thirds had to ground share over the hill with Queen’s Park for the duration. That 1904 title win was all the more laudable considering every League game was technically played away from home.

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Shorts From West Germany

Shorts!Today’s Shorts feature collects up a selection of West German based stories from the 1960s and 1970s.

GermanyViktoria Köln has the distinction of fielding the very first black player in West German football. Anyama was a Nigerian international studying at Köln University in the early 1960s and he was spotted while playing scratch games with fellow students. Viktoria signed him up and he made his debut for them in 1961.

GermanyFor one team to turn up to a friendly match expecting better and more glamorous opponents than actually awaited them might be considered accidental; when their opponents find themselves in exactly the same position, it’s nothing short of carelessness. Borussia Mönchengladbach toured Brazil during the 1967 close-season and thought they had booked a game against powerful Botafogo, the Rio giants who featured Jairzinho and Gérson in their squad. Instead they had actually been booked to play the little known Botafogo Ribeiro Preto from Sao Paulo. The Brazilians weren’t happy either: for their part they were expecting a quite different Borussia – the winners of the 1966 European Cup-Winners Cup, Borussia Dortmund.

GermanyAdopted BTLM cult-hero Max Merkel was an Austrian coach who made his name in West Germany with Munich 1860 and Nurnberg. Max was an arrogant and opinionated man with very little regard for criticism or abuse, particularly from fans. Jeered before a Bundesliga match at Köln, Max made famous what became known as the Swabian greeting – he bent over and patted his backside in the direction of the jeering fans.

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QPR Vintage 1963-74

EnglandThis first QPR Vintage post collects up retro player images from perhaps the most eventful of decades in the London club’s history. From an unlikely starting point of Third Division mediocrity, the club was transformed beyond recognition during these years under manager Alec Stock and new chairman Jim Gregory.

1967 was a famous year thanks to the twin success in winning the Third Division championship and defeating Division One side West Bromwich Albion in the League Cup Final. A season later QPR won promotion again, but in-fighting and constant management changes stymied their progress and a quick return to Division Two beckoned.


Versus: England v Scotland in European Club Competition

EnglandWhilst many a Scotsman like myself will admit to enjoying watching Premiership football, few of us would even attempt to make an argument that its unstoppable rise in popularity in modern times has done any favours for the Scottish game. After decades of fighting above its weight in European competition, the past two decades living in the shadow of the Premiership behemoth has brought little apart from comprehensive financial and competitive marginalisation for Scotland’s once proud clubs.

Scotland‘Battle of Britain’ ties when English and Scottish clubs were drawn together used to be really big occasions and classic, full-blown face-offs like Celtic’s defeat of Leeds United in the 1970 European Cup provided gripping drama. Despite Celtic’s noble efforts in eliminating both Blackburn and Liverpool from the 2002-03 UEFA Cup, Anglo-Scottish ties have tended to be more low-key skirmishes than great battles over the past couple of decades. With standards in Scotland plummeting as quickly as they’ve improved in England; even in this age of hyperbolic football marketing no-one can muster much enthusiasm for using the Battle of Britain label anymore. 1992 marked the turning point with the Rangers v Leeds United Champions League qualifying games probably the very last Anglo-Scottish tie that was a true battle of equals.

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Southampton Vintage 1966-73

EnglandThe years featured in this second Southampton Vintage post mirror almost identically the club’s first spell under Ted Bates in Division One.

Martin Chivers scored the goals that took Southampton to promotion in 1966 and Ron Davies scored the goals that took the club to several respectable top ten finishes, and even European football on two occasions. Bates stepped down late in 1973 and under his successor Lawrie McMenemy, Southampton suffered relegation in 1974.


Umbro Sportswear 1958-60

A Word From Our SponsorsThe historic Manchester based sportswear company Umbro features today in our latest look back at football advertising through the years. Umbro first emerged as a significant entrant in the kit market way back in 1934 when they supplied the strips for both FA Cup finalists Manchester City and Portsmouth.

With the company’s long running FA association as both sponsor and official kit manufacturer of the FA Cup, England’s premier Cup competition naturally featured extensively in Umbro advertising as these late 1950s adverts show. We’re pleased that among a generally tasteful and effective set of ads, one errant effort showing men in trunks gazing off into the middle distance somehow managed to get approved for publication.

Real Madrid’s Galactico Lesson From History

SpainWith its successful League of Nations squad crammed full of world-class players, Real Madrid revels in its official status as European champions and self-awarded status as World’s Most Glamorous Club™. The World Cup is a glorified player recruitment expo for the club’s publicity-hungry President and he duly moves to expensively acquire a couple of the competition’s stand-out performers. One is South American and the other European. One is a World Cup winner, a highly effective midfielder and sublime passer of the ball, the other a young and skilful goal-scoring forward with an outstanding future ahead of him. Both are ostentatiously anointed as the club’s newest galactico signings. Welcome to the world of Real Madrid in 1958.

Di Stefano, Didi & Puskas - Real MadridThe club President back then was Santiago Bernabéu, the World Cup had taken place in Sweden and the big-name signings were a Brazilian, Didi, and a Swede, Agne Simonsson, but broadly the parallels between 1958 and 2014 are uncanny. Fifty six years on and it seems the more things change, the more they stay the same at the Spanish giants. The story of those 1958 deals should offer a cautionary history lesson to modern-day Madrid as to why expensively acquiring players because of a handful of good World Cup performances often makes poor football sense. This appears a lesson stubbornly unlearned.

Projecting an illusion of glamour, grandiosity and power was as important for Real Madrid in 1958 as it is today, albeit for quite different reasons. Contemporary Madrid is a frightening eleven-headed hydra that devours the souls of brilliant footballers for marketing-driven sustenance. It’s not the most noble of existences but it does just about represent a step-up from being a co-opted sporting and cultural tool of positive foreign diplomacy for the Franco regime.

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